‘Jesus with Near Beer’ (sold)

Summer’s here, and that means… it’s time to drink beer on patios! Unless you’re jesus, who’sĀ first recorded miracle was changing water into wine:

“And He took the cup, and gave thanks, and gave it to them, saying, Drink ye all of it; For this is My blood of the New Testament which is shed for many for the remission of sins. But I say unto you, I will not drink henceforth of this fruit of the vine, until that day when I drink it new with you in My Father’s Kingdom”

Yep, apparently they drink a lot of wine in heaven… but sorry Jesus, down here on earth, you get stuck with near beer. Haha.